Parsley Shallot Sauce: The Glory of Green

My apologies for the last couple of days, dear readers. I’ve been horribly delinquent with the blog due to a combination of Easter, work, and trying to pick up “Lost” in its fourth season. (Note: not a good idea. Every 15 minutes or so an event transpires where The Boyfriend yells, “AUUUUGH! NO WAY!” and it’s like, a guy mopping or something. He assures me that it has gigantic meaning in the context of the series, but … mopping. Yeah.)

Anyway, we were down in Virginia this past weekend to visit his family/play Throw the Rock with his gobsmackingly adorable nephew. (Seriously, this kid makes Suri Cruise look like the Elephant Man.) ‘Twas a lovely time, as it’s a lovely place, and they’re lovely people (also: cutthroat card players). And while there were many highlights, my favorite was a conversation with a local three-year-old, during which I learned the following:

1) “The Eastew Bunny was heah last night.”
2) “I have DIAWHHEA.”
3) “Diawwhea HUWTS.”

Too true, kid. Too true.

All the festivities kept me from cooking anything, much less anything resembling health food. Fortunately, I had a banked recipe in my back pocket for just such an occasion. (Note: not literally. A back pocket full of recipes would be silly, not to mention hard to sit on.)

A few weeks ago, The Boyfriend and I were experimenting with pork. We made Ellie Krieger’s Herb Roasted Pork Loin with Parsley Shallot Sauce twice, and both times, the roast was unbearably dry. It was a shame, because the Parsley Shallot Sauce was really, really, really fargin’ good. So good, in fact, we both ate it with a spoon afterward. And usually it’s just me doing that.

Two pig-based meals later, we finally got the cooking methods and temperatures down for the pork (seen here). Alas, we had moved on to other toppings. Well – now, Parsley Shallot Sauce gets its due. The recipe is listed below in all its green majesty, awaiting your roast. I promise, at the very least, it will not give you diawhhea. Because that would huwt.

(Oh yeah - please note that I only made a third of a batch [listed here] because it’s just TB and I eating. The proportions on Ellie’s site are designed to serve a much larger crowd.)

Parsley Shallot Sauce
Makes 3 servings (good enough for a 1-lb roast)
Adapted from Ellie Krieger.

1/2 cups lightly packed flat-leaf parsley leaves
2 teaspoons coarsely chopped shallot
1 tablespoons Dijon mustard
2 teaspoons extra-virgin olive oil
2 teaspoons water
2/3 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
1/16 teaspoon salt
Freshly ground black pepper

1) Add all ingredients to a blender. Puree until pretty smooth. Serve over pork, as prepared here. 

Approximate Calories, Fat, and Price Per Serving
38 calories, 4.7 g fat, $0.44

Calculations
1/2 cups lightly packed flat-leaf parsley leaves: 11 calories, 0.2 g fat, $0.66
2 teaspoons coarsely chopped shallot: 5 calories, 0 g fat, $0.25
1 tablespoons Dijon mustard: 15 calories, 0 g fat, $0.17
2 teaspoons extra-virgin olive oil: 79 calories, 8.9 g fat, $0.06
2 teaspoons water: negligible calories and fat, free
2/3 teaspoons fresh lemon juice: 3 calories, 0 g fat, $0.17
1/16 teaspoon salt: negligible calories and fat, $0.01
Freshly ground black pepper: negligible calories and fat, $0.01
TOTAL: 113 calories, 14.1 g fat, $1.33
PER SERVING (TOTAL/3): 38 calories, 4.7 g fat, $0.44

Broccoli with Indian Spiced Yogurt

For the last nine months, The Boyfriend’s been a willing, enthusiastic participant in about eight zillion semi-dastardly culinary experiments. He’s slurped down 15 tons of pasta and eaten more chicken than ten armies should have to. He’s had pictures taken of almost every dinner for a year (“Honey – don’t eat that yet. I need better lighting.”). He’s done dishes upon dishes upon dishes with nary a frustrated peep.

Yet, if he likes a meal and I’m not too crazy about it, I don’t include it on this site. I feel bad about this, but it stops today. This week I made Jamie Oliver’s Broccoli Drizzled with Indian-Spiced Yogurt. I liked it okay. He loved it. Thus, here goes.

But first, a few notes:

Note #1: I only made a third of the suggested recipe because I was cooking for two. Measurements for the whole shebang can be found through the link.

Note #2: I changed the yogurt into low-fat yogurt, and it worked great.

Note #3: My spices came from the Turkish place around the corner, which is why they’re wicked cheap.

Broccoli Drizzled with Indian-Spiced Yogurt
Makes 2 side servings
Adapted from Jamie Oliver.

10 oz broccoli crowns (about 2 small), broken into florets
1 teaspoon extra-virgin olive oil
2/3 tsp each: cumin seeds, fennel seeds
Seeds from 2 cardamom pods
1/3 cup plain low-fat yogurt
Zest and juice of 1/3 lemon
Kosher salt and black pepper

1) Bring a big pot of salted water to a boil. Add broccoli and boil for 4 minutes or so. Drain very well. (A salad spinner might come in handy here.)

2) In a large skillet, heat oil over medium-high heat. Add broccoli. Cook about 5 minutes, until veggies are "lightly charred," stirring occasionally. Move to a plate.

3) While broccoli is cooking, heat a small skillet over medium-high heat. Add cumin, fennel, and cardamom and toast "until browned and fragrant, 3 to 4 minutes." Grind, using a mortar and pestle, spice grinder, or coffee grinder.

4) Add 3/4 cumin mixture, all the lemon juice, and all the lemon zest to yogurt. Stir. Salt and pepper to taste.

5) Drizzle yogurt mixture over broccoli. Garnish with the last 1/4 of the cumin mixture.

Approximate Calories, Fat, and Price per Serving
92 calories, 3.6 g fat, $0.71

Calculations
10 oz broccoli crowns (about 2 small), broken into florets: 80 calories, 1 g fat, $0.66
1 teaspoon extra-virgin olive oil: 39 calories, 4.5 g fat, $0.03
2/3 tsp each: cumin seeds, fennel seeds: 10 calories, 0.5 g fat, $0.20
Seeds from 2 cardamom pods: negligible calories and fat, $0.10
1/3 cup plain low-fat yogurt: 51 calories, 1.3 g fat, $0.23
Zest and juice of 1/3 lemon: 4 calories, 0 g fat, $0.17
Kosher salt and black pepper: negligible calories and fat, $0.02
TOTAL: 184 calories, 7.3 g fat, $1.41
PER SERVING (TOTAL/2): 92 calories, 3.6 g fat, $0.71

CHG Favorites of the Week: The Attribution Edition

It’s an all-quote edition today! Every description comes from the associated website, no matter how good or bad the text.

Blog of the Week
Simply Stated (Real Simple’s cooking blog)
“Door’s open! Come on in. Sorry, the place is a mess, I’m still unpacking boxes, but I’ve got lunch on the stove if you’re hungry. Yeah, I just moved in this week, and I’m really excited to be here. I can’t wait to start cooking in my new kitchen! You sure you don’t want some soup? I made it from scratch. Lentil soup takes all of 35 minutes, start to finish, and miraculously, my favorite enamel-coated cast-iron pot was easy to find amid the packing rubble.”

Book of the Week
A Cook’s Tour by Anthony Bourdain
“Anthony sets out on a quest for his culinary holy grail. Our adventurous chef starts out in Japan, where he eats traditional Fugu, a poisonous blowfish which can be prepared only by specially licensed chefs. He then travels to Cambodia, up the mine-studded road to Pailin into autonomous Khmer Rouge territory and to Phnom Penh's Gun Club, where local fare is served up alongside a menu of available firearms.”

Comedy of the Week
Iconoclasts (with Charles Barkley and Bjork) from SNL
“I love this one. Bjork = awesome.lol”

Organization of the Week
The Tap Project
“It's our single most bountiful resource. Yet, water is a daily privilege millions take for granted. The little known truth is that lack of clean and accessible drinking water is the second largest worldwide killer of children under five. To address this situation, a nationwide effort is launching during World Water Week called the Tap Project, a campaign that celebrates the clean and accessible tap water available as an every day privilege to millions, while helping UNICEF provide safe drinking water to children around the world.”

Quote of the Week
“I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.” – Erma Bombeck

Quote of the Week #2 (non-food)
“Fresh air is nature's Febreeze.” - SAHMmy Says

Untried Recipe of the Week
Artichoke Soup at Kitchenography
“I look at this picture and I realize this plain little pureed soup doesn't look like much. Pureed soups in general are not all that picturesque. But if like me you're crazy for artichokes, artichoke soup is about as perfect as soup gets.”

Video of the Week
“Orange Crush” by R.E.M.
“In the great tradition of R.E.M. videos, this is more of a collection of vaguely related images than an actual story. But the song’s pretty, and their new album Accelerate is due out on April 1st. Advance word says it’s the band’s best in a decade. Whee!”

(Okay, I wrote that last one.)

(Photos courtesy of Gastronomy.wordpress.com and Flickr member whimsigal.)

Free Cooking Lessons Part II: A Beginner’s Guide to TV Chefs

(Rejected titles for this post: “Free Cooking Lessons Part II: Electric Cookaloo,” “Free Cooking Lessons Part II: The Cookening”)

Months ago, CHG featured two pieces about finding cooking lessons for free on the internet. One was cleverly called Free Cooking Lessons, while the other, a rundown of web-based slicing and carving techniques, was titled Chop ‘til You Drop. Today’s article is a sequel to those posts, focusing on television instead of the web.

See, while many might of us not have access to high speed internet, most of us get some form of basic cable or cable TV. This means that morning, noon, and night, we’re exposed to some of the best chefs and cooks on Earth, from flame-haired, Dionysian Italians to entrancingly mom-esque Hampton doyennes. These folks can teach us TONS, as long as we’re patient, observant, and know how to navigate through the programming. That last part is where CHG comes in.

What follows is a basic guide to 21 instructional cooking shows, including brief descriptions and links. It’s designed to give beginners an idea of where to start, and to direct more advanced cooks to series that might interest them. It focuses mostly on the Food Network, though several PBS shows and a few Martha Stewart ventures are included. Air times should be included in the links.

Before getting started, a word: while I usually try to avoid injecting my opinion into Wednesday articles, it’s not the case here. This post is 99% personal opinion (1% bad jokes), with my favorite shows marked as “suggested viewing.” That said, I urge readers to chime in with brilliant suggestions, supportive comments, terrible insults, and threats to turn me into a tablescape.

Let's get this thing started...

BEGINNER

America’s Test Kitchen with Christopher Kimball (PBS)
Good for: anyone
Bad for: N/A
America’s Test Kitchen is PBS in a nutshell: calm, informative, and most excellent. The sister show to Cook’s Illustrated magazine, it’s chock full of equipment tests, product tastings, and painstakingly researched recipes. The cuisine is mostly traditional American, though international dishes do make frequent appearances. Suggested viewing.

Healthy Appetite with Ellie Krieger (Food Network)
Good for: healthy eaters, dieters
Bad for: sumo wrestlers
Oh, I like Ellie a lot. Her measured, sweet demeanor is a soothing oasis in a land of yappers. As FN’s resident healthy chef, she creates sane, lo-cal dishes with a dollop of nice flavor. I’ve prepared several of her recipes, and their success/failure rate is about 3 to 1. Suggested viewing.

Everyday Food with the Everyday Food Crew (PBS)
Good for: folks on the go, simplicity enthusiasts, fans of Thoreau’s “Walden”
Bad for: N/A
Martha Stewart is the Executive Producer here, and it shows. Simply presented and gorgeously shot, EF’s a solid reference for casual cooks and beginners, both. It covers the basics of preparation quite well, and has some fine-looking recipes to boot. The show’s one downfall? The 14,000 interchangeable hosts, who switch off every segment. They're a tad tough to identify.

Everyday Italian with Giada DeLaurentiis (Food Network)
Good for: anyone, but especially Italian food lovers
Bad for: N/A
Dubbed "Little Big Head" by the denizens of Television Without Pity, the quality of Giada’s food is in direct proportion to the fabulousness of her cleavage. In other words, the lady can cook. By employing fresh ingredients and simple techniques, she creates some seriously good-looking Italian food that’s easy enough for most kitchen novices. GD takes a lot of flack for being an abnormally attractive, thin chef (well, that and the claw hand), but the haters need to back off.

Good Deal with Dave Lieberman
Good for: college kids, first-time apartment owners, anyone
Bad for: N/A
Cute! Smart! A good cook! The eminently date-able Lieberman centers his show on simple, lower (but not low) cost food – the kind most people can procure at the local supermarket. I haven’t made many of his dishes, but the Braised Hoisin Beer Short Ribs are TO DIE FOR. Worth checking out, especially for younger viewers.

Good Eats with Alton Brown (Food Network)
Good for: anyone
Bad for: N/A
Food Historian, Science Geek, Gastronomic Innovator, Guy You Wish Was Related Somehow: Alton Brown is all of these and then some. It’s really, really hard to find detractors of his show, Good Eats, because I don’t think there are any. Alton pretty much breaks down where meals originate, how they come together on a chemical level, and which ways they’re best prepared. I CAN NOT recommend it (or his cookbooks) highly enough. Suggested viewing.

Guy’s Big Bite with Guy Fieri (Food Network)
Good for: dudes
Bad for: people concerned about their health
Are you a dude? Are you a large dude? Are you a large dude who’ll eat 87 wings in a single sitting and then take enormous pride in farting on your girlfriend? Big Bite is the show for you. Guy’s a spike-haired skater who specializes in Man Food, and his series is a solid resource for Super Bowl Sunday and/or any impending tailgate parties.

Jacques Pepin’s various shows (PBS)
Good for: almost anyone
Bad for: people who don’t understand thick Bourg-en-Bresse accents
Initially, I thought Jacques’ shows consisted entirely of upscale French chef-ery. Alas, I’m dumb. While he does specialize in la cuisine de Paris, he’s also a technique guy, who carefully and methodically demonstrates the proper ways to make a plethora of dishes. Jacques, vous êtes trés bon.

Paula’s Home Cooking with Paula Deen (Food Network)
Good for: southern cooking enthusiasts, comfort food lovers
Bad for: weight watchers, people allergic to “Y’ALL!!!!!!!”
Years ago, PauDain was a relaxed, sweet middle-aged lady who serenely prepared all sorts of indulgent, down-home goodies. Today she cooks the same food, but the personality volume is constantly jacked up to 11. I still harbor happy feelings about Paula and her wonderfully extravagant “27 sticks of butter!” meals, but others may shy away from the loud.

30 Minute Meals with Rachael Ray (Food Network)
Good for: people who love Rachael Ray
Bad for: people who hate Rachael Ray
The objective view: Rachael Ray shows viewers how to prepare a diversity of filling meals in under 30 minutes with easily attainable ingredients. Her recipes are do-able for almost anyone, and she’s inspired more home chefs than possibly even Julia Child. Also, she has dogs.
The subjective view: Anyone who uses the word “yummo” in regular conversation deserves ... well, a food empire, apparently.

Sara’s Secrets with Sara Moulton (Food Network)
Good for: Anyone
Bad for: N/A
Repeat episodes of this show are becoming ever so rare, and that’s a big, fat bummer. If you have the good fortune to catch Sara Moulton on anything, you’ll quickly find she’s a lot like my friend K – quiet, competent, and blonde. It’s really a pleasure to watch her cook, and like Alton or the America’s Test Kitchen crew, she’s a great teacher of the basics. Suggested viewing.

Simply Ming with Ming Tsai (PBS)
Good for: anyone, but especially Chinese food lovers
Bad for: people with ginger allergies
America’s most famous Chinese chef, Ming Tsai makes a wonderful case for eating the cuisine exclusively. Also? He’s super-hot. Suggested viewing. (Especially for all the ladies out there.)

Food 911 or Tyler's Ultimate with Tyler Florence
Good for: anyone
Bad for: N/A
Tyler specializes in meals fundamental to American menus, but branches out from time to time with positive results. Provided Good Eats and America’s Test Kitchen aren’t broadcasting at the same time, those searching for the end-all-be-all macaroni and cheese recipe could do worse than starting here.

BEGINNER/INTERMEDIATE

Barefoot Contessa (Food Network)
Good for: anyone - especially if you own a beach house
Bad for: N/A
I put Ina in the intermediate section for two reasons: 1) she tends to use some expensive ingredients, which beginner cooks may not want to experiment with yet, and 2) that Kitchen-Aid standup mixer makes an appearance in 50% of her recipes, and it’s kind of an advanced tool. If neither of these apply to you, please tune in to Barefoot Contessa RIGHT NOW. Ina rules, and her recipes simply do not fail. Even if you don’t give a flying crap about braising, icing, or frying, it’s worth a gander for the soothingness of her voice. Suggested viewing.

Boy Meets Grill with Bobby Flay (Food Network)
Good for: dudes, chile pepper lovers, people with grills
Bad for: people who hate mango
The Flayster. Flayorama. The Flayonator. Food Network built part of their empire on this man’s back, and it’s kind of easy to see why. His food is fun, gorgeous, and unifying, in that it marries a lot of fruit and spiciness to great effect. Like Ina, Flay’s tools and ingredients can be a tad expensive (he works with a bunch of seafood), which is why he’s not in the beginner’s category. Nonetheless, Boy Meets Grill is a great resource for recipe ideas, particularly if you’re planning a backyard shindig.

Easy Entertaining with Michael Chiarello (Food Network)
Good for: easy entertainers
Bad for: difficult entertainers
For those who need to wow a crowd, Michael Chiarello is the man with the plan. Based in Napa Valley, Easy Entertaining concentrates on classy, crowd-friendly dishes, often created with neato wine pairings in mind. The ingredients could run a buck or two, but otherwise, Chiarello’s fun to watch.

Essence of Emeril or Emeril Live with Emeril Lagasse (Food Network)
Good for: anyone, especially Louisiana food lovers
Bad for: Emeril’s nemesis - Evil Emeril
There’s not much to say about Emeril that hasn’t already been covered by every food blog, ever. Yet, in spite of his tiny-bit-hammy onstage persona - dude can cook like the dickens. Watch and learn.

Lidia’s Italy with Lidia Bastianich (PBS)
Good for: anyone, especially Italian food lovers
Bad for: N/A
Lidia is my secret Italian grandma – the one who whipped up massive Istrian feasts every Sunday without breaking a sweat. Her elegant show is a gentle wonder, and her children’s occasional appearances are always good for comic relief. The abundance of handmade pasta may be a bit complex for newbies, but otherwise, Lidia’s Italy is aces. Suggested viewing.

INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED

Lessons with Master Chefs with Julia Child (PBS)
Good for: the cult of Julia, anyone
Bad for: people who believe this is actually Julia Child
From what I’ve seen of this older show, it’s lovely and not as slick as today's cooking series. There aren’t many beauty shots (of the food) and the techniques seem to fly by fairly quickly, which makes them a tiny bit harder to follow. That said, it’s Julia fargin’ Child. The woman didn’t become the first lady of American cooking for nothing. Plus? Apparently, Meryl Streep signed on to play Julia in the upcoming Julie & Julia movie, so that’s fun.

The Martha Stewart Show with Martha Stewart (NBC)
Good for: moms, organized people, fans of Real Simple, anyone
Bad for: frat guys
Do you spatchcock? Would you like to know how? Martha knows. In fact, Martha knows everything, except possibly how to project enthusiasm loudly (though she can be dryly hilarious, and isn’t above poking fun at herself.) Her show is faboo for creative meal ideas, from flavor combinations to placemat patterns to cupcakes that look like toadstools. And while Martha’s recipes can occasionally seem very Sunday Dinner in Cape Cod, those who look past her image will discover a treasure trove of kitchen brilliance.

Molto Mario with Mario Batali (Food Network)
Good for: anyone, especially Italian food lovers
Bad for: N/A
Look, this guy is a GREAT chef (I’ve eaten at two of his restaurants), but preparing his food on my own scares the crud out of me. Those not totally intimidated by Mario’s awesomeness should DVR this show at every possible opportunity. He’s not just a wonder to behold, but a veritable fountain of culinary knowledge as well.

UNCLASSIFIABLE

Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee (Food Network)
Good for: people who hate food
Bad for: everyone else
Two words: Kwanzaa Cake.

UNKNOWN (Input welcomed)

Calorie Commando with Juan Carlos Cruz (Food Network)
Daisy Cooks! with Daisy Martinez (PBS)
Down Home with the Neelys (Food Network
The Hot Australian Guy That Cooks for People in Their Homes (?)
Jamie at Home with Jamie Oliver (Food Network)
Kathleen Daelemans (Food Network)
Mark Bittman (PBS)
Nigella Feasts with Nigella Lawson (Food Network)
Party Line with the Hearty Boys (Food Network
Quick Fix Meals with Robin Miller (Food Network)
Simply Delicioso with Ingrid Hoffman (Food Network)

Comments are open and I’d love to hear your input. Thanks!

(Photos courtesy of AllPosters.com, CelebChefs.net, newasiancuisine.com, and circlealine.com.)

Slight Wednesday Delay

Hi everybody,

I'm running into a few technical difficulties today, but the regular Wednesday article should be up in a few hours. In the meantime, please enjoy this re-enactment of 20th century wars, done entirely with animated comestibles:

Stefan Nadelman's Food Fight

Woot!
Kris

Tuesday Megalinks

Alternet: Michael Pollan – Don’t Eat Anything That Doesn’t Rot
Oo! It’s a nice long interview with The Omnivore’s Dilemma author, who claims, “the human body has done very well on the Mediterranean diet, on the Japanese diet, on the peasant South American diet. … The one diet we seem poorly adapted to happens to be the one we're eating, the Western diet.” Thanks to Lifehacker for the link.

Blogher: Roasted Asparagus Love, with Thanks to My Fellow Food Bloggers
Lo and behold, let asparagus season commence! Blogher’s Kalyn Denny comes up big with an extensive list of preparations for the emerald spring stalks, including CHG’s own Roasted Asparagus with Balsamic Browned Butter.

Brodcasting & Cable: Emeril Lagasse Planning Green Reality Series for Planet Green
BAM! The big man strikes back with a healthy cooking show made in conjunction with Whole Foods. I dig Emeril when he’s chef-ing quietly, so this could be really good.

Festival of Frugality #117: I've Paid For This Twice Already
PT takes on this week's edition, and CHG's Recession-Proofing Your Diet post is an editor's pick! Woot! In other news, Value For Your Life has a fine post about her 25% Grocery Savings Rule, and Free Money Finance gives us 8 Ways to Cut (Our) Grocery Bill.

IWriteFunny.com: Cook’s Illustrated Recipe – Boiled Water
Oh, sweet parody. Hilarious send-up of CI, complete with requisite over-analysis. A sample: “In my first effort to produce a reliable boiled water, I began with a cylindrical steel container, or “pot” as often called for in traditional recipes. Placing the pot four inches away from the flame, the water did eventually come to a boil, but it took six hours.”

Joe Consumer: How Retailers Trick You in to Buying Stuff You Don’t Need (and How to Fight Back)
Excellent breakdown of strategies supermarket use to make you buy stuff you don’t need, along with a few neato ways to combat the pressure. Thanks to Consumerist for the link.

The Kitchn: What are your favorite food scenes in classic novels?
What a sweet idea. Mine come from The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri where she describes these great Indian feasts made of simple, familiar food. They’re communal, familial, and warm, and I think they helped convince me to visit India. Just thinking about it makes me want a monster bowl of curry. Readers, how ‘bout you?

LA Times: Chef’s blogs – even sharper than their knives
Nice rundown of prominent blogs written by ace chefs, Michael Symon (Iron Chef) and Traci Jardins (Jardiniere) included. How do they find the time between all the chopping and sautéing and such? And where do you plug in the Macbook?

Make it from Scratch Festival # Green Style Mom
It's a sweet Easter theme this time around, with more than enough recipes for the family table.

New York Times: Costs Surge for Stocking the Pantry
Check out that graph to the left on Page 2. The cost of eggs has risen 25% IN A SINGLE YEAR. Bacon, however? 0.5% cheaper. What a world, what a world.

A Penny Closer: 6 Easy Ways to Battle Rising Food Costs
Melissa buckles down and digs up with half-a-dozen tactics I haven’t seen elsewhere yet. She also mentions that the cost of pet food is rising, as well, which … who knew? Our imaginary dog better get used to his imaginary generic dog food.

Readers Digest: 10 Ways to Control Your Cravings
What the heck happened to Readers Digest? I thought it was the home of arthritis articles and a gentle, vaguely amusing joke page. All of a sudden they’re doing Tina Fey interviews and pieces on government waste. Here, they devise a plan for folks to stop scarfing the bad stuff. Thanks to Get Fit Slowly for the link.

Red Orbit: Knowing When To Toss Canned Foods Can Be Confusing
Er … here’s a confession: I’ve never tossed a canned food in my life. I figured they survived in perpetuity, like Dick Clark. Apparently, I was mistaken. Thanks to Slashfood for the link.

Reuters: In weak economy, Americans swap steak for chicken
Or as I like to call it, “Out With the Moo, In With the Poul(try)” (Apologies.) Thanks to Serious Eats for the link.

Sahmmy Says: How to Make a Black and Tan
Just in case you’re still celebrating.

Slashfood and AOL: Frozen Pizza Taste Test
Frozen pizza is neither healthy nor cheap, but you gotta love anybody who chomps through 43 pies to find the best one. Elio’s doesn’t fare well, as one reviewer says it “looks like brain.”

Slashfood: Tip of the Day – Help Preserve the Flavor in Dried Herbs
I’d like to do a feature article about preserving herbs sometime in the near future. Problem is, I have to learn how first. My basil has a bad way of turning black and evil the second I touch it.

Squawkfox: Top 10 Fantastic Frugalicious Foods
Note: that’s “frugalicious,” not “fergalicious.” Veeeeeery different.

Wall Street Journal: Restaurants Feel the Bite Of Stay-at-Home Moms
SAHMs are eating out in less numbers, and the industry’s starting to feel the bite. WSJ reports, albeit without nifty stipple drawings in support. Boo. Thanks to Eater for the link.

(Photos courtesy of PDX Writer Daily, All Things Chill, and Flickr member mikejamestaylor73.)

Light Chicken and Mushroom Marsala: It's Moist

One of my least favorite words in the English language is “moist.” I don’t like the way it slides off the tongue, stabbing it at the end with a sinister, pointy “t.” The sound squicks me out, like the feel of cheap velvet or foam rubbing against itself. What's more, “moist” makes even the most harmless utterances seem a little dirty. Lewd, even. I actively refrain from using it on a casual basis, especially when describing people. Because, let's face it: there's nothing creepier than, “Hey Bob, you look moist today."

This aversion is unfortunate, partly because it’s a pretty common word, but mostly due to the food blogging thing. “Moist” depicts almost every kind of well-made meal, and there are few-to-no substitutes for it. “Wet" connotes a soaking, “soggy” is too negative, and “humid," well ... let's not even discuss. It’s got to be “moist.” “Moist” means a cake is well made. “Moist” means cookies are chewy, but firm. “Moist” means you might be eating Alex’s Slightly Altered Light Chicken and Mushroom Marsala.

I got this recipe from Smitten Kitchen, who got it from the June 1995 issue of Gourmet. And man oh man, is it ever moist. It’s moist-esque. It’s the hostess with the moistest. The chicken is basically braised in broth and marsala wine, which not only imparts a marvelous flavor to the mushrooms, but y’know … the moist thing.

The original recipe called for skin-on chicken breasts and more butter than I was comfortable with. So, to cut the fat, I:

• Used boneless, skinless chicken breasts.
• Only used oil to sauté the mushrooms and onions, instead of a butter/oil combination.
• Reduced the olive oil by a third.

It came out beautifully and went really well with egg noodles. All told, it's a classy, earthy meal-for-four under eight bucks. Not too shabby. And most definitely moist. (*cringe*)

Chicken and Mushroom Marsala
Serves 4
Adapted from Smitten Kitchen.

2 whole boneless, skinless chicken breasts (about 28 oz), halved
2 teaspoons olive oil
1-1/2 tablespoons unsalted butter
2/3 onion, sliced thin
1/2 pound mushrooms, sliced thin
1/3 cup Marsala
2/3 cup chicken broth
1-1/2 tablespoons minced fresh parsley leaves

1) Gently pat chicken dry with paper towels. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. In a large skillet, heat oil over medium-high heat. Add chicken and brown in two separate batches. When finished with each, transfer them to a plate so juices may redistribute throughout meat.

2) Add onion and mushrooms to skillet. Cook a few minutes, until "liquid mushrooms give off is evaporated," stirring occasionally. Add Marsala. Stir. Cook until Marsala is nearly gone. Add broth, chicken, and any chicken juices pooling on plate. Simmer until chicken is fully cooked, around 15 minutes, turning once halfway through. (I had very thick cuts, and this still timed out perfectly.) Move chicken back to plate.

3) Keep the sauce simmering until it reduces to around 1/3 cup. Kill heat. Salt and pepper the sauce to taste. Add butter. Stir sauce until butter is just melted. Serve chicken with sauce. Garnish with parsley.

Approximate Calories, Fat and Price Per Serving
352 calories, 9.75 g fat, $1.63

Calculations
2 whole boneless, skinless chicken breasts (about 28 oz): 875 calories, 9.9 g fat, $3.48
2 teaspoons olive oil: 79 calories, 8.9 g fat, $0.06
1-1/2 tablespoons unsalted butter: 153 calories, 17.3 g fat, $0.15
2/3 onion, sliced thin: 42 calories, 0.1 g fat, $0.32
1/2 pound mushrooms, sliced thin: 50 calories, 0.8 g fat, $1.50
1/3 cup Marsala: 142 calories, 0 g fat, $0.61
2/3 cup chicken broth: 64 calories, 2 g fat, $0.16
1-1/2 tablespoons minced fresh parsley leaves: 2 calories, 0 g fat, $0.25
TOTAL: 1407 calories, 39 g fat, $6.53
PER SERVING (TOTAL/4): 352 calories, 9.75 g fat, $1.63